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A INTERNET OF THINGS device that uses the CLOUD to transfer VIRTUAL CURRENCY in REALTIME, ASYNCHRONOUSLY.
We were inspired by the Minuteman silos of the Cold War, launching nuclear missiles at the evil communists. To commemorate this great achievement, we have constructed the virtual currency equivalent.
Our state-of-the-art TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION security system is our flagship feature. It has been trusted by the U.S. military for decades.